Getting screwed by a company is one thing. Catching them at it and letting them know you’re wise to what they just did raises the stakes. Once caught, look out, because here comes one of those underhanded curveballs. Don't you just love it when they screw you blind and then turn on a dime and blame you when you catch them in the act. That's grounds for justifiable homicide. When you tell them that you know what they're up to, they hate you for it. Don't ever let them get away with blaming the victim; it's the oldest trick in the book.
My method for getting back at the bastards, since murder is considered illegal in many of our states, is to inform them that I will spend the rest of my life letting the world know about their poor behavior. I will dedicate whatever time I have left on this earth to putting them out of business. It will be my sole reason for living, my only motivation. "So you see, sir, what you did to me will prove to be pennywise and dollar foolish. Are you sure you do not wish to reconsider and pay me the $1.29 you and I both know you owe me?" And since they're not sure whether you're out of your mind or dead serious, they usually come to their senses rather than risk the unknown.
February 8, 2010
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